Month: May 2025

100 Guardsmen vs a Gorillanaut

100 Guardsmen vs a Gorillanaut

Time for new 40k nonsense at Drawbridge Games. This time we’re inspired by a ridiculous meme debate that is making its rounds on social media. Who cares whether 100 humans can defeat a Gorilla? What we care about is how much can 100 Imperial Guardsmen handle? What can take 100 T’au Fire Warriors, Aeldari Guardians, Tyranid Gaunts, or Necron Warriors? Let’s find out on the tabletop!

The event will take place on Saturday, June 7th starting at noon at Drawbridge Games in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. Players can bring their troops and any big models with which they want to test their luck against these hordes. Can they take a Lord of Skulls? How about a Warhound Titan? Would a Gorkanaut kill the 100 while a Morkanaut would fail to?

For bringing line troops, players can bring models with special weapons but they’ll all have only the basic gear of a line trooper. All models must be painted and based (at least earnest attempt). We will only run groups that can reach 100 models total, and they’ll have limited combined datasheets in the groups (see the chart below). There will be a door prize, and participants can get entry into the drawing by running either side (a horde or a big model), by painting up at least 20 new infantry models for the event, by bringing an entire 100 models of one type themselves (huge undertaking!), and by managing to win with any horde against highest points cost foe they can manage.

FactionHordesCommitted to Contribute
Astra Militarium10 or 20 Cadian Shock Troopers with lasguns; 10 or 20 Catachan Jungle Fighters with lasgnsu; 10 or 20 Death Korps of Krieg Troopers with lasgunsAL: – 20 Catachans
Adeptus Sororitas10 Battle Sisters with boltguns 
Adeptus Mechanicus10 Skitarii Rangers with galvanic rifle; 10 Skitarii Vanguard with radium carbine 
Chaos Space Marines10 or 20 Chaos Cultists with autopistolsJ: 100 Cultists
Death Guard10 or 20 Poxwalkers with improvised weaponsJ: 40 Poxwalkers, AL: 10 Poxwalkers
Aeldari and Drukhari10 Guardians with shuriken catapults; 10 Storm Guardians with shuriken pistols; 10 Kabalite Warriors with splinter rilfesAL: 30 Kabalites, 20 Storm Guardians, 10 Guardians
sOrks10 or 20 Boyz with any mix of sluggas+choppas or shootas+ccw’s; 10 or 20 Beast Snaggas with slugga+choppa; 10 or 20 Gretchin with grot blastas and 1-2 herdersAL: 10 Beast Snaggas; 30 Grots
T’au10 Strike Team Fire Warriors with pulse Rifles; 10 Breacher Team Fire Warriors with pulse blasters 
Kroot10 KrootJ: 100 Kroot
Tyranids10 or 20 Hormagaunts; 10 or 20 Termagaunts all with fleshborers or all with devourers or all with spinefistsDL: 70 Termagaunts, 10 Hormagaunts. RC: 40 gaunts
Genestealer Cults10 or 20 Neophyte Hybrids with hybrid firearms 
Leagues of Votann10 Hearthkin with bolters 
Necrons10 or 20 Necron Warriors all with gauss flayers or all with gauss reapers; 10 Immortals with gauss blasters or tesla carbinesAL: 20 Warriors, 10 Immortals

More info to follow! Right now we’re just working out how many groups of 100 infantry we can manage to have as options for the event.

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