DRAFT VERSION – CHANGES PENDING FROM DRAWBRIDGE NUFFLE HQ
DRAFT VERSION – CHANGES PENDING FROM DRAWBRIDGE NUFFLE HQ
“Welcome back sports fans to another season of Blood Bowl, projected to your home crystal ball live from Cabalvision’s Drawbridge studios. I’m Sir Walter Waffleiron, here as always with my fellow a announcer Snazza “Da Skar”. Snazza, we’ve got a big announcement: the Spooky Skull Cup is coming up, and our participating teams have all been signed!”
“That’s right Walter. And while it’s a big announcement, there sure are some small players amongst the teams this year. It seems like all the cabinets, cupboards, and caves emptied out onto the pitch with all the Snotlings, Gnoblars, Goblins, and Halflings I’m seeing on the rosters.”
“Hey! Halflings live in burrows, thank you kindly. But let’s look at the teams!”
“Snazza, you’ve won the Chaos Cup twice during your time with the Stampa Bay Bucks-n-Steers, and been recognized as an all-career-best Sneaky Stabba by your sponsor: Fozzler & Fozzler, Ettin Attorney at Law. What can fans expect from these line-ups?”
“Well Walter, I expect this chase for the cup to be especially bloody. Ogres, Trolls, Treemen, and Bloaters will be making a mess of the little ones all season. Fans can definitely expect the Bloodweiser Babes to be distributing drinks liberally. Their slogan this season is “Every Kill, Time to Swill”.
“Sounds like a great time!! The winning team will not only take home the glory of cheers from hometown fans and our Sylvanian hosts, but also the Spooky Skull Cup itself.”
“Not only that, but some big money is behind the Spooky Skull Cup this year, which has mean a lot of Star Players flocking to these teams. Expect to see some big names hit the pitch soon!”
Red Ones Go Faster 